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Mike
Diary of a dork
Created on 2002-08-14 14:52:59 (#668263), last updated 2009-12-28
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Basic Info| Birthdate: | 1978-07-16 |
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| Location: | Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States |
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mathwhiz78@aol.com BioUpdated 12 June 2009, with information from previous edits, because there's really nothing better to do:
The basic who/what/where/when/why/how etc. I'm a recent law school graduate in the process of moving to and getting established in the Twin Cities. I decided it made more sense to buy a house and get the tax refund than to rent an expensive apartment, so I have enough debt that playing lotto is considered a sound financial strategy to pay off my student loans and other debt.
I'm incredibly witty (or so I think) and sarcastic. If I tease you, I'm showing affection. If I'm a complete asshole to you, I probably don't like you much. If you're not sure, ask! You only tease the ones you love. I'm also pretty skilled at turning any comment into some sort of innuendo and joke and flirt with most of my friends as much as they let me. Not my fault I have really good looking friends. If you can snark along with me, we should get along fine.
I live my life by the philosophy that it's better to right a guilty person that to wrong an innocent one. This is why I'm generally willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. I try to be the best person and friend that I can be, often putting my own needs after those of my friends, but I'm learning the importance of boundaries and putting myself first when I need to.
It seems like my label for my sexuality changes more frequently than my LJ bio, so I shouldn't even try, but I will. I'm culturally gay and could never be in a typical hetero relationship, but find myself attracted to femmish boys and androgynous females. Maybe I just find androgyny hot. Who the hell knows? It's my sexuality and if /I/ can't really figure it out, I don't know why I would expect anyone else to be able to do so.
"Sometimes, I want to ask G-d why he allows hunger, poverty, and injustice in the world," I asked a friend.
"Why don't you?" my friend asked me in return.
"Because I'm afraid that He would ask me the same question."
I'm terribly random and consider myself incredibly witty and amusing. Sometimes, other people agree with me. I have an evil fat cat whom I love and a dog whom I adore and who likes to shed all over the house.
I love animals and will do anything for my pets. My dog has me trained very well. I wish it was the other way around, but it's not. I consider a friend to be "someone for whom you are a better person for having in your life." I value and cherish my friends and will do anything for them. I'm slow to consider someone a friend and even slower to change that. I've had people take advantage of my friendship and generosity but I continue to offer help. I'd rather be hurt than refuse to help someone that genuinely needs the help and will be genuinely appreciative of it. My family is the world to me. My parents are my heros and the source of my strength. I am tremendously blessed to have such positive influences in my life. I chose the name "mathwhiz78" because I had the screen name of "mathwhiz" on aol since the early 90's. In junior high and high school, I was really good at mathematics. In college, I majored in it but was not so good. I've adopted it as an identity (some people used to just call me "math") so it would feel weird to have any other name. The only reason that my yahoo id isn't the same is because I can't, for the life of me, remember what my yahoo password is and I must not have the email that it was attached to, either. I need to learn to think before I speak. The best advice I've ever been given is, "Listen to me, nod, smile, agree, and then do whatever the hell you want." My mom told me that. My dad's best advice was, "Don't fuck up," when he dropped me off for sophomore (or was it junior?) year of college. I really should have listened to both a little better. I have a mental list of people that I would anonymously mail large checks to if I win the lottery. Don't hold your breath, since I almost never play. I think I've ranted enough, so I'm gonna end this here. Read the journal itself if you want to know more. Oh, and I'm a dork.
From May, 2007:
It's an awful pic of me, but the Secret Service agent is totally checking out my ass.
From March, 2006:
Kudos to![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
volleyboy03 for taking these.
Erin (balancefreak), Me, Tamar, Mark, and Chris (volleyboy03) (in the back)
Erin, me, Tamar (unfortunately blurry, otherwise it'd be perfect. I mean, I look good, I'm not the shortest person, the colors look awesome together, and it's me with two gorgeous women. I mean, really, it doesn't get any better than that!!
The basic who/what/where/when/why/how etc. I'm a recent law school graduate in the process of moving to and getting established in the Twin Cities. I decided it made more sense to buy a house and get the tax refund than to rent an expensive apartment, so I have enough debt that playing lotto is considered a sound financial strategy to pay off my student loans and other debt.
I'm incredibly witty (or so I think) and sarcastic. If I tease you, I'm showing affection. If I'm a complete asshole to you, I probably don't like you much. If you're not sure, ask! You only tease the ones you love. I'm also pretty skilled at turning any comment into some sort of innuendo and joke and flirt with most of my friends as much as they let me. Not my fault I have really good looking friends. If you can snark along with me, we should get along fine.
I live my life by the philosophy that it's better to right a guilty person that to wrong an innocent one. This is why I'm generally willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. I try to be the best person and friend that I can be, often putting my own needs after those of my friends, but I'm learning the importance of boundaries and putting myself first when I need to.
It seems like my label for my sexuality changes more frequently than my LJ bio, so I shouldn't even try, but I will. I'm culturally gay and could never be in a typical hetero relationship, but find myself attracted to femmish boys and androgynous females. Maybe I just find androgyny hot. Who the hell knows? It's my sexuality and if /I/ can't really figure it out, I don't know why I would expect anyone else to be able to do so.
"Sometimes, I want to ask G-d why he allows hunger, poverty, and injustice in the world," I asked a friend.
"Why don't you?" my friend asked me in return.
"Because I'm afraid that He would ask me the same question."
I'm terribly random and consider myself incredibly witty and amusing. Sometimes, other people agree with me. I have an evil fat cat whom I love and a dog whom I adore and who likes to shed all over the house.
I love animals and will do anything for my pets. My dog has me trained very well. I wish it was the other way around, but it's not. I consider a friend to be "someone for whom you are a better person for having in your life." I value and cherish my friends and will do anything for them. I'm slow to consider someone a friend and even slower to change that. I've had people take advantage of my friendship and generosity but I continue to offer help. I'd rather be hurt than refuse to help someone that genuinely needs the help and will be genuinely appreciative of it. My family is the world to me. My parents are my heros and the source of my strength. I am tremendously blessed to have such positive influences in my life. I chose the name "mathwhiz78" because I had the screen name of "mathwhiz" on aol since the early 90's. In junior high and high school, I was really good at mathematics. In college, I majored in it but was not so good. I've adopted it as an identity (some people used to just call me "math") so it would feel weird to have any other name. The only reason that my yahoo id isn't the same is because I can't, for the life of me, remember what my yahoo password is and I must not have the email that it was attached to, either. I need to learn to think before I speak. The best advice I've ever been given is, "Listen to me, nod, smile, agree, and then do whatever the hell you want." My mom told me that. My dad's best advice was, "Don't fuck up," when he dropped me off for sophomore (or was it junior?) year of college. I really should have listened to both a little better. I have a mental list of people that I would anonymously mail large checks to if I win the lottery. Don't hold your breath, since I almost never play. I think I've ranted enough, so I'm gonna end this here. Read the journal itself if you want to know more. Oh, and I'm a dork.
From May, 2007:
It's an awful pic of me, but the Secret Service agent is totally checking out my ass.
From March, 2006:
Kudos to
volleyboy03 for taking these.Erin (
balancefreak), Me, Tamar, Mark, and Chris (volleyboy03) (in the back)Erin, me, Tamar (unfortunately blurry, otherwise it'd be perfect. I mean, I look good, I'm not the shortest person, the colors look awesome together, and it's me with two gorgeous women. I mean, really, it doesn't get any better than that!!
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External Services:
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Schools:
Adlai E. Stevenson High School - Lincolnshire, IL (1992 - 1996)University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign - Urbana, IL (1996 - 2000)
Case Western Reserve University - Cleveland, OH (2005 - present)
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